Nottingham Forest vs West Ham Line-ups:

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Nottingham Forest: Sels, Williams, Murillo, Sangare, Hudson-Odoi, Anderson, Gibbs-White (C), Wood, Ndoye, Milenkovic, Aina
West Ham: Hermansen, Diouf, Walker-Peters, Mavropanos, Kilman, Soucek, Paqueta, Fernandes, Ward-Prowse, Bowen (C), Fullkrug
Subs: Areola, Summerville, Wilson, Wan-Bissaka, Todibo, Rodriguez, Scarles, Potts, Irving

Nothing But Pain & Lame

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West Ham started and ended their Carabao Cup run in Wolverhampton against Wolves. From the off Potters side looked the better team and had a few chances to take the lead but unfortunately couldn’t.

The lack of action in the midfield already was becoming apparent before the 30th minute, and in the 42nd, Guido Rodriguez would give away a lousy penalty and despite Wolves initially missing the penalty, the rebound would go in after poor marking and an attempt at a save, 1-0 coming into the break.

Pundits Proclaim Ownership Thoughts

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After West Ham's dreadful showing on Friday night, it caused the sports world to erupt with criticism from Hammers fans to pundits to players and even generic football fans.

Fans gathered on radio stations and talk shows to discuss the abysmal performance that we had just seen, and a wide ranging amount of criticism was made. Fans blaming the manager, pundits blaming the plays, but most admirably were Rob Green and Jamie Redknapp, who not only gave spot-on analysis, but criticised the owners and exclaimed how there are so many issues on the pitch and even more off the pitch.

Thunderbolt Matures Into Thunder-strikes

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The Hammers kicked off the campaign with an absolute thunderbolt, Malick Diouf laid of Lucas Paqueta who fired the ball from miles out, beating Robert Sanchez and most likely securing our goal of the season.

Goal of the season? Or only goal of the year.

From that point onwards, bar a goal that temporarily put the Hammers up 2-1 from the German which was deemed as offside, one became two and two would eventually mature into five.

West Ham vs Chelsea Line-ups:

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West Ham: Hermansen, Wan-Bissaka, Todibo, Kilman, Aguerd, Diouf, Soucek, Ward-Prowse, Paqueta, Bowen (C), Fullkrug
Subs: Areola, Walker-Peters, Wilson, Rodriguez, Mavropanos, Scarles, Potts, Irving, Marshall.

Chelsea: Sanchez, Gusto, Chalobah, Tosin, Cucurella, Palmer, Enzo, Caicedo (C), Neto, Delap, Pedro
Subs: Jorgensen, Acheampong, Fofana, Hato, James, Essugo, Andrey Santos, Estevao, Gittens

Owners Promise And Fans Woe

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The Sunderland fixture brought many to realise how seriously in trouble the squad is at the moment currently and the supposed 'fights' after the game added fuel to the fire, clever journalism.

However, looking beyond the result, which is incredibly difficult to do, Sunday morning's media headlines were captured by Brady, who decided to go on TalkSport and discuss the situation that went on, result, the remainder of the window and the future of the club as a whole.

And to quote James May, it was a load of 'limp wristed twaddle I've ever heard'.