Lucas Paqueta has officially halted. The Brazilian’s toys are all out of the pram, and he’s having a paddy. He formally spoke to the club and proclaimed that he will not get off his high horse and indeed now is the time he wishes to depart from the Hammers, though he may not be granted his late wishes.
The Hammers have found victory at last! After 10 unsuccessful fixtures, a win against QPR had been achieved but Nuno’s side always seems to make the job harder for themselves, a result that should’ve been concluded in the 90 minutes, but an extra 30 was needed to get it over the line.
West Ham: Hermansen, Mayers, Wan-Bissaka, Mavropanos, Kilman, Todibo, Potts, Magassa, Bowen (C), Summerville, Taty
Subs: Areola, Soucek, Walker-Peters, Pablo, Rodriguez, Scarles, Irving, Golambeckis, Kante
QPR: Walsh, Mbengue, Dunne, Cook, Norrington-Davies, Hayden, Madsen, Dembele, Saito, Kone, Kolli
Subs: Hamer, Adamson, Alindileni, Smith, Field, Morgan, Bennie, Smyth, Esquerdinha
In the latest guff report, it appears that West Ham United are in preparation for falling down to the Championship and seeing as they’ve seemingly accepted their fate, they are now working on signing a few players who aren’t exactly anticipated to pull of miracles.
After a painful run of being winless in 10, the Hammers have weighed their future upon the results of others and are reliant on them to stay amongst the pack.
Lost in the Forest! Tonight’s defeat leaves West Ham winless in 10 and seven points from safety, a game in which the Hammers played a good game, but lacklustre abilities and the end of the rainbow being reached, left us with nothing but an empty pot of gold.
West Ham: Areola, Mavropanos, Scarles, Walker-Peters, Todibo, Soucek, Fernandes, Summerville, Bowen (C), Paqueta, Taty
Subs: Hermansen, Kilman, Pablo, Rodriguez, Magassa, Potts, Earthy, Kante, Mayers
Nottingham Forest: Sels, Williams, Murillo, Hudson-Odoi, Anderson, Gibbs-White (C), Dominguez, I. Jesus, Hutchinson, Milenkovic, Aina
Subs: Gunn, Morato, Awoniyi, Douglas Luiz, Kalimuendo, McAtee, Bakwa, Savona, Abbott
A recent surge of reports from certain stooges revealed that Nuno was on a tightrope come the end of the Wolves battering and that the inevitable sack was imminent, however, these statements have been quashed given that Nuno isn’t under any current threat.
The Hammers will have confirmed Taty Castellanos and the other forward signing of Pablo, two forwards whom Nuno requested himself, therefore spending €50,000,000 on the manager’s player to sack him a day later is on another level of incompetence… though if any club were to do it, it would be the Ol’ Hammers.
A broken record, a collection of replica CD’s or a satnav that only guides you to misery, you can determine your path as the Hammers handed Wolves their first victory of the season in festive fashion as the home side shipped three past us just 41 minutes in curtsey of cataclysmic clearances, delayed reactions and the gift of a third penalty in the space of in two matches.
Wolves: Sa, H.Bueno, S.Bueno, Gomes, Arias, Hwang, Arokodare, Mosquera, Mane, Krejci, Tchatchoua
Subs: Johnstone, Doherty, Wolfe, Andre, Strand Larsen, Chirewa, Hoever, Lopez, Gonzalez
West Ham: Areola, Scarles, Walker-Peters, Mavropanos, Kilman, Potts, Magassa, Fernandes, Bowen (C), Wilson, Summerville
Subs: Hermansen, Soucek, Mayers, Rodriguez, Pablo, Igor, Earthy, Kante, Golambeckis, Mayers