When feeling down i rmbr those less fortunate than us watch this and it makes me smile and think you know we don't have it as bad as them:-)
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Netflix.......caught this film last night it is a fun watch its taken from the old 70's cop show Shaft.....now i no they made one before but this is another and it is a like i said a fun watch....so if you do not want like all these graphic horror stuff that they make and you just want to sit have a laugh and just enjoy a film then this is the one IMO Samuel L Jackson what more do you need to say unless its you Mot**r F**k*r......so the movie is called Shaft made in 2019 so you cannot mix it up with the first one.
Any films to recommend please do just don't do any spoilers!
What we old boys like!
and this was them before they became famous lol do not click link it could well scar you for life
So from the older generation young Lady stop digging lol hope your gramps is doing well
I guess after seeing this all you boys will have to lay down for a while lol
Make yourselves a cuppa put your feet up and enjoy true sporting excellence....ahhh i rmbr it well.
who was your favourite out of this bunch?
Benny Hill/Spike Milligan/Tommy cooper
unforgettable
pure madness
just a great entertainer
All three brilliant so who is the best in your opinion?
Completely off topic, but has anyone else noticed how local authorities in London have been altering bus lane timings? On and around the Embankment, virtually all of the bus lanes have been 'converted' to 24 Hrs, and as if to earn a few quid more, there are also bus lanes that start with notifications stating that from 7-11 am and 4-7 pm the lanes are for bus use only, but then as if by magic within less than 100 yards they change to no other vehicles at any time! Thus earning the local authority a quick £60 for every driver who concentrates on the traffic and pedestrians ahead, rather than looking out for the pernicious altering of signage...rant over! Or should I say Olivier?
Picture the scene. A little lock up garage in Canning Town one wet Wednesday afternoon. Test and Trace are having a heated debate about welding. “Oi Test” shouts Trace, whilst chewing gum and smoking a fag. “That’s my name init, don’t wear it out” says Test who speaks fluent OMGI.
“I’ve asked yer 4 times now, if this cut and shut is going out tomorrow”. “Cos if it is that dirty great hole in the roof needs welding up proper”. Trace is getting antsy now. “I thought you said you were a faaaacking welder”!
“Shaaat up Trace, I am a welder init, I’ve seen Flashdance 16 times. Itsa piece a piss fam.” Anyway, that dirty great holes a sunroof blood init”. You is to cars what Donald Trump is to hairdressing you get me?”
“You getting on me tits, I’m off to evacuate my bowels, last nights ruby is giving me proper agg”. If I ang around ere much longer and drop another air biscuit with this welding gear. We’ll all go up, ya get me”?
“Your such a classy geezer aint yer. I dunno why I put up with yer”. You’d better open the window and not leave a mess in there ya dirty bastard.
Just then the phone rings. Trace answers it. “Allo Test & Trace quality repairs, Trace speaking ow can I elp ya?” On the other end of the phone is a German gentleman called Hans Facespace. Hans comes from Bavaria drinks Festbier and wears lederhosen at the weekend.
“Ven is mine car ready please”? say’s Hans. It is ze German Volkswagen” well I suppose it would be wouldn’t it. “Old on luv, I’ll just go and ave a word with the workshop” says Trace.
“Oi Test, some foreign geezer on the phone asking about his motor. A VW or summink”.
“Yeah mon, tell him it’s ready now init. I just changed the wass a name, put a new one on it’s sweet now ya get me?”
Trace comes back in the workshop. I faaacked him off. Told him to pick it up last knockings today.
“Ere Test, why do they call you Test anyway, I thought your name was Dave”?
“Yeah it is, but Dave’s not very street is it? Cos I knock out all these bent MOT’s they call me Test fam ya get me blood? “Why do they call you Trace”?
“Cos me names Tracey ya thick twonk”. Now you better get this cut and shut out a bit rapid. We’re getting ten large for this job from look the other way Lionel. I’ve got a £5k retainer out to get me tits made bigger”.
“Whos doin that then fam? Don’t tell me you’ve got webbed up with Botox Benny from Plaistow. He’s a right melt he’s got the brains of a rocking horse init. They say, if his brains were made of dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his hat off. Let alone blow your tits up”.
“That’s rich coming from you. Someone who makes Danny Dyer look like Shakespeare, whoever the faaack he was. Anyway, I wanna go home tonight on time. I got me West Ham box set “avin a laugh in the Intertoto cup” to watch on HD”.
“Alright sweetcheeks, don’t get yer tenna pants in a twist” says Test. "I aint hanging about either init. I gotta go up the VD clinic and get me results. Aint my fault I’ve been sitting on the pub carzi, you get me”?
To Be Continued………………………………
whilst waiting for the spuds game on sunday thought i would share one of my all time favourite film scenes