No, no, no for once my tongue is nowhere near my cheek when I say regardez the Premier League!
Zut alors, WTF, we have a pattern and situation developing. After the first 4 weeks of games I was mentioning to boogerscaravan Jnr. That in the behind closed doors Charlie Rich world of the Prem. We have a training game mentality coming in.
This has to be to quote the Wealdstone Raider "you've got no fans" element. You have no atmosphere. You have no pressure from the angry mob on the ref. The angry mob are not telling Raheem Sterling he runs like a pansy, or telling Jack Grealish he looks like a girl when he takes a corner.
The result of this is we have some fun and games with the scores. It's been raining goals in the first 4 weeks. All kicking off with the the wheel nickers beating the oop North new boys 4-3. Yesterdays games were beyond comprehension. The championays letting in 7 and Manure shipping 6. Oh how we laughed!!
Indeed the mighty irons have now scored 7 and conceded 0 in the last 2 Premier League games. It now boils down to we'll score more than you.
Fantasy Football really is here and I for one am loving every minute of it right now...........