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Corruption

Submitted by mcbikeman on

The Paquetta saga rolls on and this morning another revelation about that ref who not only called Klopp everything under the sun and lets face it unless you're a bin dipper we all did the same.. from that to allegedly snorting a suspicious substance shall we say onto this morning doing what Paqs blamed for.....so how far back are they going to check "ONE OF THERE OWN" for illegal betting or even worse match fixing? will they be checking his phone? how often do they check that refs are above board what fail safes do they have for this scenario? i am guessing none after all refs are beyond reproach lol....and supposedly the source who does not want to be named is not even a friend or family member its just someone he chatted to online... honestly you cannot make this stuff up.

The great Mike Dean who pissed everyone off you have to ask was he the only one who would follow the letter of the law...every time a new dictat issued by the refs association at what they expect them to do.. when issuing guidance rmbr the shirt pulling in the box is a pen and Dean was doing it in nearly every game he took charge off well they soon got pissed off about that and told him to stop giving them yet he was only following the guidance they had told refs to follow.... you wonder if "CERTAIN" clubs influenced the top refs told them to wind there necks in... So much money it is not about football anymore and you have to wonder just how many more are there who officiate the matches week in week out doing the same as what has been alleged.... So lets see how hard they are at monitoring the integrity of there men when you wonder about there own integrity.... People in glass houses and all that.

Monday Night Football

Submitted by boogerscaravan on

It's Monday night. I must be off to the chip shop (West Green) Bikey. Sorry I thought it was 1978 there again for the minute.

But seriously Sportsfans. A new kick off time. Under the lights at St James's Park. Surrounded by 50+ thousand Geordie, neanderthal maniacs.

What could possibly go wrong...??!!!!

Better fire up the donkey El Loppo!!!! - You're arse is heading into the Spanish sunset doulbe rapid!!

Striker Striker where for art thou Striker

Submitted by mcbikeman on

Solving our striker problem has been a big issue we all no and the search goes on but after looking through the various options available i noted this morning that a certain Lad wants a move as he is not getting game time if true and he has Prem experience and is only 20yrs old then i would swoop in and buy this young man now...Chelski looking at Delap Gooners at Isak others at Jonathon David then let them as i really only see the Spuds and possibly the barcodes as a rival if they turn there head and look so i hope this player is on our radar and i hope we can get him........ Evan Ferguson From Brighton that is the young man in question and i feel far better than some young striker from Europe trying to adapt to our league.

So What's the Plan????

Submitted by boogerscaravan on

There must be one, right?

Surely all of this International break cant have been wasted? So, El Tapas Twatas remains in post, into the second week of the International break. Therefore Midget Porn, Lady Buttplug and Ze German. Must have got there heads together! Mr West Ham should have been in on it too?

So what is it? Somebody must have been lined up ready to go. Before our impending drubbing against the barcodes. I know this is an extremely negative outlook. But what have we got to give us hope?

A clean sheet at home at last. Oh yes, but we failed to penetrate Everton's onion bag aswell. Hardly inspiring. So surely this next game is the one. Sure they'll be cry's of why did we not pull the trigger after the Everton game. The answer can surely only be. Because the corridor's of power at the BOM have an answer primed and ready to go.

I heard on the QT that El Tapas Twatas went back to Spain after the Everton game. Don't see how that would have gone down well with the gruesome threesome?

Midget porn and the gang are doing everything possible to avoid the elephant in the room that is. We the board, fvcked up. We got the appointment post Moyes wrong. Humble pie in the world of midget porn is not a good one!

God only knows where this goes next. But I bet all the wet wipes out there. Will be smashing the Granny out of "be careful what you wish for"

Oh the joy's of being a happy hammer!!!

Saturday=Guess the formation day

Submitted by mcbikeman on

If fit i take Areola to start with Fabianksi slotting in as the sweeper both ball boys staying wide the tea lady been going strong with the PG this week so i see her flooding the box with early hot cross buns and Foderingham cruelly overlooked will be hoping to add extra strength to our midfield by being the anchor man and playing alongside a bunch of other anchors i just cannot see anything other than a punishing afternoon for the fans!

When Not If....!!!!

Submitted by boogerscaravan on

Lopoteugi sacked. This is on the horizon. It's not a case of if but a certainty when. Now I don't mean eventually. I mean within a game or two. I feel it's very close. So when he's sent down the road. What will be his legacy. By that, I mean who would you compare him to?

He has to be up there with some of our worst managers in history!

A couple that spring to mind straight away are Lou Macari and Avram Grant. To liken him to a player would have to be Allan McKnight-mare and Roberto 2 Bob.

Simply up there with some of the biggest dross our club have employed.