Solving our striker problem has been a big issue we all no and the search goes on but after looking through the various options available i noted this morning that a certain Lad wants a move as he is not getting game time if true and he has Prem experience and is only 20yrs old then i would swoop in and buy this young man now...Chelski looking at Delap Gooners at Isak others at Jonathon David then let them as i really only see the Spuds and possibly the barcodes as a rival if they turn there head and look so i hope this player is on our radar and i hope we can get him........ Evan Ferguson From Brighton that is the young man in question and i feel far better than some young striker from Europe trying to adapt to our league.

There must be one, right?

Surely all of this International break cant have been wasted? So, El Tapas Twatas remains in post, into the second week of the International break. Therefore Midget Porn, Lady Buttplug and Ze German. Must have got there heads together! Mr West Ham should have been in on it too?

So what is it? Somebody must have been lined up ready to go. Before our impending drubbing against the barcodes. I know this is an extremely negative outlook. But what have we got to give us hope?

A clean sheet at home at last. Oh yes, but we failed to penetrate Everton's onion bag aswell. Hardly inspiring. So surely this next game is the one. Sure they'll be cry's of why did we not pull the trigger after the Everton game. The answer can surely only be. Because the corridor's of power at the BOM have an answer primed and ready to go.

I heard on the QT that El Tapas Twatas went back to Spain after the Everton game. Don't see how that would have gone down well with the gruesome threesome?

Midget porn and the gang are doing everything possible to avoid the elephant in the room that is. We the board, fvcked up. We got the appointment post Moyes wrong. Humble pie in the world of midget porn is not a good one!

God only knows where this goes next. But I bet all the wet wipes out there. Will be smashing the Granny out of "be careful what you wish for"

Oh the joy's of being a happy hammer!!!

West Ham starting XI (4-2-3-1): Fabianski; Wan-Bissaka, Todibo, Kilman, Emerson; Rodriguez, Soucek; Bowen, Paqueta, Summerville; Antonio

Subs: Foderingham, Cresswell, Soler, Coufal, Mavropanos, Guilherme, Ings, Irving, Scarles

If fit i take Areola to start with Fabianksi slotting in as the sweeper both ball boys staying wide the tea lady been going strong with the PG this week so i see her flooding the box with early hot cross buns and Foderingham cruelly overlooked will be hoping to add extra strength to our midfield by being the anchor man and playing alongside a bunch of other anchors i just cannot see anything other than a punishing afternoon for the fans!

Lopoteugi sacked. This is on the horizon. It's not a case of if but a certainty when. Now I don't mean eventually. I mean within a game or two. I feel it's very close. So when he's sent down the road. What will be his legacy. By that, I mean who would you compare him to?

He has to be up there with some of our worst managers in history!

A couple that spring to mind straight away are Lou Macari and Avram Grant. To liken him to a player would have to be Allan McKnight-mare and Roberto 2 Bob.

Simply up there with some of the biggest dross our club have employed.

Brighton/Brentford/Bournemouth/Fulham/Forest.....All better Teams than us because they play as a Team and not individuals picked in the car park before kick off like our lot.

Forest not changed there back four for seven matches before yesterday and that consistency showed while we keep chopping and changing and mixing personnel and formation each week and it has proven to be a recipe for disaster.

Fans are not blind and regarding our points tally we are very lucky to have what we have....Fulham away was a very lucky point and we should of been stuffed there....Brentford a disaster of a start we just about managed to get a draw there Palace away we were woeful but Palaces luck was not on there side that day and we stole a victory Forest were not troubled when we had eleven on the park so what difference was it when we went down to ten...Spuds game a collapse of disastrous proportions but don't forget we crushed Ipswich oh yeah that side who were league one two seasons prior and the Manure game talk about lucky luck bastards it should of been at least 0-4 at HT.

The players do not have a clue about the gameplan put before them and neither does the manager and a translator being sort as he is finding it difficult to get his point across lol well done Sullivan employing someone who cannot grasp basic English.

The players need to stand up stop sulking and hiding they need to make it clear to Sullivan enough is enough and get that man out as we all know the manager is nothing when it comes to players as they are the real assets to the club albeit ever decreasing assets!.

Sullivan will be hiding trying to find nice things being said about him ha! good luck with that you want to be the main man you want to run the club well you are running it 100% into the ground....where are the other board members? even if you do not care about the club and just care about the dividends you pick up well they are going to be a lot smaller once we have gone down because make know mistake that is where we are going...so time to man up Sullivan and sack this incompetent fool you yes you appointed.

Do we have the players to make a difference if we appoint a new man? yes we do but things need to happen quickly....Everton next and its always awkward against them and following that its the barcodes and gooners and if Loppy is still here for those matches i can see nothing but Cricket scores happening what a dreadful mess all made by one man but of course it's not his fault he was doing what was best for the club...

Yes i think we all on this forum agree that it is the man at the helm holding back our clubs potential.
Amorim now at Manchester United and the Denial machine in full operation with everyone saying that we had not had an agreement after flying the man over to see everything and agree a contract. Then saying he did not have enough Experience and so Sullivan pulled the "non existent" plug on the deal and now that the biggest club in the country have appointed him some very red faces will be had at the club, Now i am not going to say the man will succeed i mean they are a basket case of a club and how will he cope with the instant must win pressure who knows but Sullivan once again had the chance and dropped the ball and the reason we all know is money £8million buyout against a freebie manager and in life as we all know you get what you pay for.

Add to the list Sullivans constant interfering in the transfer market specially when it comes to strikers and you just have to hold your head in your hands.

Ivan Toney turned down as £10million was deemed to much now Viktor Gyokeres who we could of got from Coventry for less than £20million seen as to much of a risk so Sporting Lisbon got him and now Man Utd/Arsenal/Liverpool all after him. Haller/Scamacca both released for silly money as they did not work(Moyes!) he'd rather keep the then manager instead of sacking him and getting in people who could work with two very talented players and so it goes on.

We moved to compete absolute Rubbish we moved to put coin in your pocket Sullivan and who cares you ripped the heart out of the club to do so.

Like an Ostrich this man will stick his head in the sand with all the noise going on around him and far be it from me to be Ageist but this man does not move with the times and an older colleague at work said he reminds him of Doug Ellis at Villa a man who i am told had to have his grip forcibly removed to get him out of Villa.

Right off to bed now that Girly night out and the Fish and chips have started to catch up hopefully i will be awake for another 90mins of torture later!.

Well El Tapas Twatas finally takes the Happy Hammers out on the road outside of the Capital.

It's been a long wait barring an excursion to bin dipperland for the Moose Cup. So the squad gets to sample hotel life. Coach journeys, aeroplane trips and whatever El Tapas Twatas organises for the jolly boys outings going forward. Who will room with who?

Will Lukey Paqueta be on his own so he can have a cheeky flutter? Will Lady Buttplug organise a spin the bottle session? Will our camaraderie improve and will our results improve?

I thank you..

Foderingham: Excellent back up to First choice,Fabianski
Wan Bissaka: one of the best signings we've made
Kilman: Not bad. He's no Dawson though
Todibo: Early days but looks promising instead of Mavro
Sommerville: Looking good, already a fans first choice to start down the left
Rodriguez: Erm, no. Soucek for me
Fullkrug; Will we ever know?
Guilherme: Why did we buy him?
Kante: Who?

In the words of the Flight Director in the film Apollo 13 when all looked lost "What have we got that is good?"

Well... not a lot!

Squad : Old, still small and too slow for the modern game... some exceptions of course. On paper we have some decent players and many were content with the new signings but J Lo is unable to fine tune and balance. We look in the direction of Chavski, their new young manager (who previously worked at the BoM) has pretty much the same squad as the last numbskull but is now getting a tune out of the exact same players who are starting to show their potential. 

Captain : Jerrod is a legend but having the arm band isn't working for me. We have no obvious leader, no obvious Mr West Ham anymore. We miss Nobes but I think the real loss is Dec. Yes, we got over £100M for the lad but he was the engine, the heart beat, the talisman that we lack so dearly. 

Stadium: I was a big fan and tried constantly on this site to spell out the virtues of the BoM but the fact remains its an athletic stadium, no longer shiny and new and starting to look tired and what it was originally intended... Temporary! Ginger on TalkSHITE is right, its the worst stadium in the Prem. Just looking around the capital (not to mention even Everton) we see other clubs with purpose built and in many cases New state of the art arena fit for purpose. Stamford Bridge is still pathetic but even that has plans!

The Manager : Looks like a rabbit in the headlights. He's clearly not up to the difficult task, this guy was never anyone's first choice, in fact there were demonstrations / social media unrest not just in Milan about the appointment of this guy but closer to home. We all know the reason why Sullivan brought him in........available and cheap. Well, that worked well Dave! The season is already over for me, no chance of a top 7 finish so another season without European football which personally I loved. Give the job to Nobes and Kean for the rest of the season until the right guy is available. 

The Board : Not fit for purpose. Brady and Sullivan are obnoxious and toxic but my real displeasure is for Kretinski. He was never going to be a knight in shining armour, only interest was and is to see a marked return on his investment. This will still come once the BoM is in the hands of the club and the stock value rises dramatically. He will then sell and be Offski! The treatment of fans over the Concessions sums up these clowns. Start a war with your fan base (or customers as we are known) for the sake of just an extra £800K revenue, which in the scheme of things is nothing, isn't just cruel its lousy business!

So, what have we got that is good? Very simple... The Fans, Us... You and me!!!