Tottenham Hotspur to bid for West Ham United midfielder Cheikhou Kouyate

Submitted by moore2come on

This has to be total proof that tabloids make shit up. You can just imagine the call to SUGO from Levy.
SUGO: Hello?
Levy: Hi, it's Daniel Lev...hello, hello?
or
SUGO: Hello
Levy: It's Levy @ Spuds. I'm interested in buying Kouyate
SUGO: Sure that'll be $600million............or in layman's terms, Fuck off you mug!