Only West Ham could do that

Submitted by mcbikeman on

Read this morning that the reason our new Striker did not get on the pitch at the weekend is because he is injured! give me strength....if this is true why was he on the bench? and why are we signing an injured player? ahh stupid me its West Ham it's what we do..just a small whiff of Romford Radiation has already done for him...

boogerscaravan

Mon, 5 Jan 2026 - 10:39

Reminds me of the time I bought a really expensive vacuum cleaner Bikey. A Dyson, I was carrying it down the stairs and slipped. This resulted in a very embarrassing trip to A&E due to an unplanned and painful insertion.

But Romford Radiation has ruled Pablo out for the rest of the season as is being reported this morning.....well i guess Wilson Taty and Bowen are going to have to step up and not get a dose of it themselves if our fight for survival is going to be successful.

boogerscaravan

Sat, 14 Feb 2026 - 10:19

Yes Bikey saw that, unbelievable Jeff. Although with our injury track record, I'm not surprised. I wonder if he slipped on one of Lady B's buttplugs whilst in the shower?