After the Diangana news lets have a laugh

Ok boys we all know the club is imploding and a fire sale is going on so to change the mood a little i thought i would see what you bright young/mid aged/passed it Irons fans would come up with on the whole behind scenes reality football documentaries.The spuds one is called All or nothing it should of just stuck with nothing lol so what would one about us be called? Whats the point! thats what i thought chelski could be Chavin a laugh or just money money money the bindippers one could be where do we hide the hubcaps.Anyway you all get the idea so lets see what you come up with.