Funny quotes you have heard about anything West Ham
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Glad to see the fans sense of humour is still alive and kicking. Read a couple of decent quotes today. "Bilic manages like a 14 year old trying to undo his first birds bra" and " kouyate runs like Forrest Gump and passes like he is wearing callipers". Made me chuckle anyway. Anyone else got any, from past or present?
Not to win is guttering" -
Not to win is guttering" - MARK NOBLE
Kouyate, he's like watching a
Kouyate, he's like watching a dog chasing a balloon,heard that from one of our fans recently lol
My daughters partner saying
My daughters partner saying he works with someone related to Brendan Rodgers and had been told before the season starts he's accepted the job to replace Bilic........
mate at work said
the only way to deal with harry kane and stop him scoring is put him in a claret&blue shirt....
Just heard someone say
Just heard someone say "Carroll plays like a pissed giraffe" after the Swansea game.
Heard a quote from a Hammer a
Heard a quote from a Hammer a few years back at Anfield in reply to someone who said "Pitch looks great" the reply was "My garden would look great if I had £220m of sh*t running over it every two weeks"!
Hugo Profiterole!!
"Arrys quote about new portuguese arrival at the time - Hugo Porfirio "i didnt know if to play him or shag him!!"