Wolves vs West Ham Line-ups

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Wolves: Sa, Doherty, Agbadou, Toti, Semedo, Andre, J. Gomea, Ait-Nouri, Munetsi, Bellegarde, Strand-Larsen Subs: Johnstone, Bueno, Traore, Hwang, Doyle, Sarabia, Forbs, Djiga, Lima
West Ham: Areola, Mavropanos, Kilman, Wan-Bissaka, Cresswell, Scarles, Ward-Prowse, Paqueta, Guilherme, Bowen (C), Ferguson Subs: Fabianski, Soler, Coufal, Fullkrug, Alvarez, Rodriguez, Todibo, Soucek, Emerson

BREAKING: Hammers Gun For Cash Through Union With Blues

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West Ham United today announced a shocking agreement with Chelsea over a London Stadium share. After finally receiving the planning permission that Chelsea has been longing for from Kensington and Chelsea, they’ve finally got the green light to start constructing their new stadium in Earls Court.

After the green light was given, Chelsea immediately contacted David Sullivan privately to discuss what it would take to strike a stadium share deal.

‘Scando’ or Scandelous

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West Ham have decided to cut their costs on player transfers and have sent the scouting staff all over Scandinavia.

As of previous reports, we’ve already been in Denmark viewing both Lucas Høgsberg and Franculino Dju, following these, we’ve decided to view Sweden as well as Norway regarding future targets for the summer.

Perhaps we’re looking for the next Isak! Who not to mention, we lost on the ‘first’ one from Real Sociedad after refusing to match Newcastle’s fee.

Tim’s Dismissal Raises Food For Thought

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It has been a few months since Tim Steidten’s dismissal, and with the dust now starting to settle, more and more details are beginning to be released to the public.

Seemingly, it appears that Steidten ended up falling out with Moyes as well as Lopetegui and was ‘banned’ from the training ground during his time at the club as well as the ban, he was also heavily criticised for the players that he’d brought in the windows that had just gone, which was one of many reasons to his eventual departure.

A Pints Worth For A Lifetime?

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No result as of yet, but information has been released regarding Lucas Paqueta via Sky.

Before the official court dates started, Lucas was said to be betting thousands of pounds on himself. which gave the smallest of reasons as to why the FA wanted to ban him for life.

However, in due course, these rumours have now been crushed after it was announced that: “Half of the bets were under £50, most were under £100, the lowest of which was £7, Paqueta’s relative places an unusually large bet of £30 and the highest bet was £400”.

How sleep fuels performance: the key to recovery, success and the Graham Potter era

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To Be Known Or Unknown?

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It’s become widely recognised and regarded by the fans that in this upcoming summer transfer window, we are in need of yet another supposed ‘rebuild’. A wide range of players are set to leave with a few out of contract and a few on the chopping block.

We already received numerous proposals for players in the January window with a few of them ready to be revisited come June, such as Monaco’s interest in Edson Alvarez.

Go’miss’ As West Ham Set To Side-eye Target

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Graham Potter woke up this morning and might’ve finally realised how difficult transfers will truly be.

The club was met with the warming impression that Lille midfielder Angel Gomes is likely to not join West Ham on a pre-contract agreement after his seeming rejection of £100,000 per week.

In response to this, the club are planning to side-eye the English international and move on to other targets, with the idea of revisiting January target Ezechiel Banzuzi, who’s set to be available for £10,000,000 come the summer.

Match Of Managers Ends Equal

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Two changes from the starting 11 today, with Aaron Cresswell and Ollie Scarles making way for a return of Mavropanos and Emerson.

For some reason, Potter has seen some light in the Greek and decided to give him yet another chance, which, seemingly in the 22nd minute already started to show worries when he became invisible, letting the ball go through and forcing Kilman to pick up the pieces.

The best effort of the half caused a stunning save from Pickford to be made, saving Brainthwate from the embarrassment of an own-goal after nearly deflecting it in.

Everton vs West Ham Line-ups

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Everton: Pickford, O'Brien, Tarkowski (C), Branthwaite, Mykolenko, Gana, Garner, Doucoure, Harrison, Alcarez, Beto
West Ham: Areola, Kilman, Todibo, Emerson, Wan-Bissaka, Mavropanos, Paqueta, Soucek, Ward-Prowse, Bowen (C), Kudus Subs: Fabianski, Ferguson, Ings, Guilherme, Alvarez, Scarles, Rodriguez, Soler, Cresswell