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I don't understand. We've got Payet!!!

Submitted by moore2come on

Ok, so probably a totally not unexpected winner of HOTY, but seriously, good news doesn't warrant a thread??
Congratulations to Dimtri Payet on not 1, but 5 individual awards at the West Ham awards night including the coveted HOTY. A worthy winner and a step to legends status at our great club.
Congratulations also to all the other winners on the night.

West Ham fined 50,000 pounds

Submitted by Outback Hammer on

No not again but just thinking back to the fine we received during the fa cup win against the scoucers.
We were charged 50000 for a few of our players surrounding the ref and complaining about Nobles red card , which was rescinded after all , and comparing that to the display at the Bridge between Spuds and Chelsea surely compared to our players behavior its got to be worth millions in fines .

Leicester champions of the Premier league

Submitted by albyforeverirons. on

Not nasty but what a great result this morning, Chelsea drawing with Spurs and giving the title to Ranieri's boys. A spiteful match at the end with a lot of fouls and a scuffle on the way of the field which should be looked at by the FA as should some incidents but it's a fantastic result for the game which shows that other teams can dream of their own title chances at the title. It goes to show that if you have the right players not the most expensive players that you can do it. Congratulations to Leicester City. Now we need to focus on our last games and go on to Europe .

lucas neil declared bankrupt

Submitted by mcbikeman on

As a hard working man I find it hard to feel sympathy when I hear stories like this...the man earned a good living as a footballer robbing us of £60k a week and others now he has lost the lot and you have to wonder where his brains are....like all of us here who will never get close to earning in a year what this guy did in a week(excluding DITM I think he has a diamond mine on the go down his part of the world!)surely common sense tells you to put something by for a rainy day because right now its pouring down for him.. its estimated he has lost £21million if that amount is true he needs to take a long hard look at himself..... fool and there money soon parted as the saying goes

Are you watching Allardyce

Submitted by moore2come on

Have to say, whilst watching the game on Saturday, West Ham 3-0 to the good and stroking the ball around at will, the Hammers faithful raising as one voice to sing "Are you watching Allardyce" brought a massive smile to my face. Perfect timing and a big F U to all those that questioned the decision to replace Big Sam with Bilic at the start of the season.
Anyone know if it will be released on iTunes? there's a few 'Keys' people I'd like to send a copy to!

Sakho or song?

Submitted by Red Neck Iron on

It was well suggested that sakho had spat his dummy out and been rested as a result of his actions. Since then he has comeback and is also playing, on the other hand song has disappeared from sight even on the bench, despite our squad being fully fit according to reports. So my question is was this a conflict between sakho and song, that bilic has deemed that song has been responsible for? And as a result he has taken appropriate action against him?

Mo Po is a no go

Submitted by boogerscaravan on

So Mo Po has signed a new 5 year deal at spuds, or he's going to. To be honest I don't give a toss. I'm just happy they are not going to win the title. Plus Delli Belly has proved what a child he really is by getting a ban at the business end of the season. But what has really made my day is we have a fully fit squad for tomorrow, that's a first.........

All about the face

Submitted by darrenharry on

So the holiday so graciously offered to us by the banks (not that they provide much else) nudges up against us like a friendly old cat.
Talking of friendly old cats, I’ve been trying to work out SSB’s hairstyle of late. He seems to be clinging on to that thatch like a man possessed. He’s trying all sorts with it. Pretending he doesn’t care and even growing some stubble, but then coiffuring it into a gentle mound to try to plug the gaps of scalp, to fall into line with that blue suit. Don’t get me started on the tie. Either fasted the top button or don’t wear one. Anything else carries an air of 1970’s Detective Sergeant, stressed out over an ash tray filled desk. SSB is better than that.
So what of the big changes for the summer? I’m not sure what hair style he’ll go for to be honest. With another child on the way it’ll probably start to fall out faster than ever, so a number one may be the most sensible option. If he goes bald head will he go full beard? It’s like a game of Guess Who? And it’s my biggest concern moving toward the off season.
Appearance is key. Gone are the days of shell suits and high blood pressure.
Managers these days have a duty to portray everything about their club. The better looking and smarter the manager, the better performing the team.
Don’t believe me? Look at the table.
Sitting at the top is THE style icon. The working man’s George Clooney. Claudio’s skin is smoother than an Essex girls twat and full lips could be hired out as a bouncy castle.
Pinocchio even takes to a full length mac and tailored scarf, whilst experimenting with stubble to hid his fat face.
Pep Gonorrhoea will come into the reckoning, and even the elderly lesbian at Arsenal washes his hair regularly and wears a suit.
So let’s stop worrying about players coming and going, transfer targets and replacements, squad depth blah blah, new stadium blah blah Boleyn farewell Zzzzz (bored to tears with that now, like bleedin Sinatra, just bulldoze the tip and be done). What matters is how SSB lines up in August. He has a duty to us all to consider this very carefully.
I for one, am watching.