What's with maclarens clip board?

We have the dubious pleasure of being reffed this evening by Anthony Taylor. One of the most card happy refs out there, and not exactly known for his Solomonic decision making!
Bets on how many cards and contentious decisions are made...

How can you spend that much money and look such a dire team?

The wonderful vehicle it is....
I'm afraid unless I smother my wife I have no control of the viewing this hour, oh well.
Anyway. As I rose to procure a lambrini from the drinks cabinet, the question from the ridiculous impersonators was "who is better, ant and dec or Stephen fry"?
Now, let's get one thing clear. I love innovation and creativity. So that rules out the Geordies.
So my question is this.
In the spirit of our esteemed Cuban heeled Russian hat wearing leader who has pies in a film relating to the gangdum of eastendium...
Who would you shoot first. Ant or Dec?

It appears Stewart Downng is struggling to keep his mouth shut following his summer transfer to Middlesborough. Not content with saying he felt unloved by Bilic following Allardyce leaving but now claiming SUGO held up his transfer for several weeks before it was secured.
I fail to see what he is hoping to gain from his constant babbling unless it is to somehow undermine what by many is seen as a successful window for the Hammers inc getting a decent fee for a guy that often flattered to decieve despite some very good performances at the start of last season.
Are there some sour grapes in this as he's had to drop down a division to guarantee first team football?

Southampton are reluctant to do business with the spuds,I wonder WHY.lol

How do we play against Newcastle?

Playing on the break has worked well for us; trying to play more attackingly less so! What will be our line up for the game on Saturday, and how will Bilic try to have us play? We now have better width, and I'd expect Antonio to make his debut (not Moses as he hasn't played much), otherwise I can't see the personnel being much different for the Liverpool game -- not sure if Tomkins deserves to be dropped to bring backs Jenks (and does he deserve to be re-called?)
What seems vitally important is to gain an early advantage, but that entails risk.

What do people think?

Can think of more reason for certain others to deactivate their accounts myself.

Don't know if anyone has seen this but I found this Interview quite interesting! https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=40&v=BlcTxTBeyx4

This time last year I wrote a piece here which I called " The First Sunday In September " and with this weekend being a quite weekend football wise I thought some Hammers fans might give this a look. Tomorrow in Dublin, Croke Park will be full to capacity with over 82,000 fans for the All- Ireland hurling final between Galway and Kilkenny. Football is a global game and probably the most popular game in the world. But this game is recognised as the fastest field game in the world and though I love football and the Hammers this to me is the best field game in the world . Lonely Planet guide listed it in the top ten "local" sports that every traveller should see. National Geographic said The All- Ireland hurling final is the " sporting experience of a lifetime". Some of the Hammers fans that saw it for the first time last year were blown away by it .It's an amateur game with no money involved played by people like you and me for the love of their Club and their County. I'm from Kilkenny they lead the national role of honour with 35 titles, and their nickname is The Cats. So my user name here tells you where I'm from. Galway haven't won a title since 1988, so I wouldn't begrudge them one tomorrow. Sky Sports has covered the game from last season and for the next two. This has given the game a world wide audience. If you want to give it a look it's on Sky Sports 5 tomorrow from around 3 o' clock. I don't think you will be too disappointed.