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Intimidating

Submitted by Burkie 1 on

Think its high time they did something about this ,the refs and linesmen do their best and shouldn't have to put up with this bullshit ,the junior minister for whinging, wenger was at it again today at W B A ,he never stops he's at the fourth officials every time a decision goes against them ,defiantly the worst closely followed by Stoke 's Hughes, any one see Pep and Hodgson sitting next to each other in the dug out i thought it was pleasantly refreshing ,no matter what you think about the hand ball or not doesn't excuse Wingers Behaviour ,basically he give me the shits every time i lay eyes on him ,"fuk off back to France you miserable bastard they like whinging over there "

It's amazing how original the Mirror and countless others are

Submitted by nevillenixon on

It's amazing how original the Mirror and countless others are, the day after we ran our Ayew in exchange for Mawson article the Mirror, The Cardiff Centennial and of course our old DDoS friends at Claret & H and a whole bunch of other sites all ran stories that were extremely similar, however none of them were actually able to name their source and that is because they couldn't!
The reason they were unable to name a 'an insider' is because the source just happened to go to school with yours truly and was the original 'doris the teal lady' source we always used, however due to a family dispute we ceased to communicate up until recently, so look forward to a few Mirror 'exclusives' during the january transfer window, because you will more than likely read them here first! - Ed

whats going on?

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on

the christmas period is a time when managers love to moan about too many games, squads being too small or in the case of the 'Excuse One' - not being given enough cash to spend. so with this in mind, why why why does Moyes not play our youngsters? To add to the conundrum, our midfield is poor. We've got young, eager legs waiting for a chance and in Rice's case, he's played and proved hes good. we always hear this 'we're in a relegation battle so we can't blood youngsters' but why not? if what you are putting out is not playing well anyway, whats the argument? for me Obiang is a passenger. No energy, no drive, no quality. Why not play Rice instead? Declan can do the job and would add a lot more energy.

Typical west ham

Submitted by Burkie 1 on

We've just taken 4 points from 3 of what some would call the best 3 teams in the prem many suggested it would be a right spankin from them so now are next three games Newcastle West Brom and Bournemouth all thre fellow strugglers, whats the betting we #@% no im not even goin there ,wat ju fink

Go Hammers!

Submitted by darrenharry on

Well howdily doodily dandy folks.
What a difference an absence of many months makes.
Such a lot can happen can it not? New manager, new/old goalkeeper, old/reinvigorated midfielder, false 9 strikers (sure I’ve seen this somewhere before) new injured players.
Meanwhile I’ve never seen so many stats around how far players do (or do not) run. Thanks goodness for technology eh? Apparently a pair of eyes and half a brain are superseded by these amazing technicians.
I think it was for this very reason the club must have noticed my new app.
It’s called “Icantellacuntwheniseeone” and is avaiblae on iTunes for £3.99. Treat the family. All you have to do is scan an image of the nearest available person and my expertly designed software will give you instant results.
I used it when we signed Arnautovic. Darn thing nearly went into meltdown (especially after it was last used on Carroll). Other suspects that have caused my technical guys to increase “cuntdom” storage are Cresswell, Obiang and Ayew.
Anyhow, the software releases have calmed down a touch now and its sensitivity seems to be stabilising.
Busy times in the DH household.
It was the success of the App, and likely me being an all-round loveable person with incredible business acumen, that I was employed by the club exactly 6 months ago today.
Maybe the club recognised, from this very site, that my drive, ambition and love for the club was essentially unmatched.
They needed a man of the people.
Someone that could voice the fans opinion, make sure we were aligned and agreed, supporting our soccer team with the passion on a Manchester United fan.
I have to say it’s been a marriage made in heaven.
Many of my suggestions have gone down a storm. I literally have people in the concourse wanting to embrace me. Its humbling.
What success do you speak of I hear you say?? Let me begin:
My half n half scarf initiative is going through the roof. Really no accounting for how many diverse and liberal fans there are out there who buy this wonderfully equalities friendly footballing appreciating merchandise.
My popcorn initiative is too on an upward curve. We need more fat children driving our finances. Let the NHS worry about the aftermath, we’re a business not a charity.
My suggestion of getting “big gulp “cup holders into the seats is being well on the way to fruition too. Myself and Lady Brody are immensely close. Between you and I, we are enjoying a torrid affair. Apparently I can reach heights her Canadian love muscle can only dream of.
If you have any further thoughts on how to improve your match day experience please do let me know.
I’ve suggested a full SAS style body search at Stratford station. I believe this will alleviate numerous issues. It will uniform the professional nature of the search (trust me, if your packing, they’ll find it). That way if your face doesn’t fit or you’re not carrying an “I love the board” badge (These will be sent to all ST holders and match day ticket holders) we can put you straight back on the return train. You won’t even get to darken the hallowed tarmac as you walk to the mecca that is the LS.
In addition, we need to be more accommodating to away fans. My proposals are for them to have lower price beer and food than home fans. We need to appreciate these people have travelled from as a far as Kent to adorn our home, so the least we can do is keep them topped up. I propose to account for this saving by increasing pensioners admission. Let’s face it, they can afford it.
Fake crowd noise is something else I’m keen on. Too many quiet, disgruntled fans, especially when we are 4 or 5 down. Tell me, what happened to proper fans? Those that stayed to the end? Supported through thin and thin? Andy was right. You lot need to take a cold, hard look at yourself. Andy is a man who drags his body through the pain barrier week in week out. How would you like to be in a physio room 3 hours a day and then have to drive home via Dagenham? Some of you need to come and live in the real world before throwing around comments on professional sportsmen.
Lastly, we are turning thoughts to a to Sir David Sully’s decade in charge celebration. We really need fans to start turning their thoughts to this now, as it will take an awful lot of planning and input. I know David Guld and Brody are ensuring that 60% of all future income and transfer sales are ring fenced to ensure we have the appropriate funds in place to celebrate and worship Sir David’s tenure in an appropriate manner. Again, let me know thoughts and we’ll consider everything. So as you can see, there is never any let up working behind the scenes for this amazing club.
Thank your lucky stars people like us are making this effort to ensure you customers supporters are treated with the respect and affection you deserve.
Play up Hammers.

Stoke what to do

Submitted by mcbikeman on

So after a couple of fine displays by us against two of our local rivals what are we going to do against stoke? certainly it is as big a game as the last two maybe even more so as they are down and around us...for sure we cannot afford to lose this game but i wonder how much those last games have taken out of the players....with not to much depth to play with i do think moyes needs to tweak the side a little purely on the fitness side not anything to do with player performances...i am pretty sure the shape will stay the same and with the stoke side being under a lot of pressure themselves getting the right personnel out on the pitch is going to be essential for us to get the win we are capable of....Elbows played well the last couple of matches but you saw last night for a few seconds he wanted to make something out of nothing with the young arsenal defender fortunately he snapped out of it quickly but he is going to have to be careful going up against his old side and no doubt the home crowd winding him up and moyes is going to have to be all over that and get home to him the best way to react is to play the game and win...not sure if moyes would start chicarito from the start as i doubt he will track back like Antonio and elbows have been doing in the last few matches and carroll is certainly not one to be starting....it will be interesting to see how moyes is going to go about this game but going back just a few weeks i think we are all a lot more optomistic now.