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Five members with season tickets needed to endorse Official Supporters Board group application

Submitted by nevillenixon on

What ho chaps and chapeses, we thought it might be good to have a bit of extra clout with the club, in order to do so we are putting in an application but need the names, e-mails and phone numbers along client ref numbers from five people to endorse the application. If you are worried about confidentiality the details can be sent via the editorialteam@westhamfans.org e-mail account. We think it would be a good idea to have some representation at club level, any helpers?

Massive Rumour

Submitted by mcbikeman on

Take a seat and if you have a hot drink in your hand please put it down before reading this as some shocking news has come out of the club this morning and that news is a certain Andy Carroll is ready to return to first team action after the international break....I no I almost fell off my chair upon reading that...there is a lot of work ahead for the west ham staff who now have to make the everything and everywhere Carroll safe from extra cushioning on the benches to half tennis balls on sharp corners a new job as door opener and closer so he does not strain his finger/hand/wrist/elbow/bicep/tricep/shoulder also a personal boot lacer for the same reason everything has too be made super safe...the length of each blade of grass will also have to be checked as we all rmbr he got injured playing on grass before and that meant a 6 month lay off yeah in carroll terms thats a short break....Wheelchair is distraught at losing his buddie and the treatment room is empty without his presence but the medical team have assured him it will only be for a short while as Carroll loves the place.

your Nicknames for players or daft sayings

Submitted by mcbikeman on

So at the pub or home with your mates watching the footy what names do you have for players? round mine its commonplace to hear mini fellaini instead of willian...odbod for Dier....Guppy for Kane..Froggy for Ozil...and whenever a player called Bennetts name is mentioned out pops the line "let of some steam Bennett" or if Griggs is mentioned its "diplomatic immunity mr Griggs" Daft yeah but something we all do so any to add to that?

Nephew nailed it early doors

Submitted by hammergirl on

Well just back from the match which I took my young nephew too and we are both stoked and chests puffed out over todays result.On the way to the game he was very excited whilst I of course like others had a bit of the nervous nellies about the game Don't worry Auntie we will win I smiled and thought yes well we shall see.Inside the stadium a lot of talk was about manures line up and everyone saying if we don't beat that lot we never will well five mins in west ham knocking the ball around the way we all dream of them doing and bang 1-0 felipe scores crowd going bonkers my nephew shouting from the top of his lungs everyone smiling and as the furore died down he turned to me and said Auntie I told you they were Rubbish so stop worrying all the men around me laughed patted him on the head and said yeah Auntie listen to the Lad he knows his stuff so after another nervous 35mins or so up pops yarma and bang big deflection 2-0 everyone going crazy happy days and once again my young Nephew had the crowd cracking up when he said See Auntie we don't have to worry only he does pointing to moanrino and said he's getting sacked tomorrow lol half time came and couple of the men next too us said they wanted to get him a drink as clearly he deserves one having called the game right from the start a big I told you so look on his face so a coke it was for him before we settled in for the second half and all that drama so of course the usual happened they got it back to 2-1 and the men around were saying here we go we are going to throw it away once again my nephew spoke out and shouted to them we have Arnie we will be alright and as if on Q bang 3-1 well that was it the Men lifted him up onto there shoulders shouting laughing singing he was the new special one lol he was having the time of his life final whistle went he was screaming yes yes yes and was so happy I had a few tears of joy running down my cheeks a special day and a special moment and memory for me and him.On the train back we saw a couple of dejected manure fans and my nephew said hey you lot were rubbish only for them both to say no we were not rubbish you were just too good today well done a perfect end to the day.

Managers Turning?

Submitted by hammergirl on

Well well well it would seem certain managers Pep/Poch/Mourino have started to speak out about so called players being tired and have said it is nonsense have they like supporters finally heard enough of this nonsense from players?.
Like many other fans we always say that they are trained all week and should be fit enough to play twice a week if not some of them have serious medical problems! but now that there bosses are speaking out about it I wonder how these overpaid show ponies will react